spoonful of grace footnotes in the life of a teenager with a helluva lot of spunk, and only a spoonful of grace

American Idol Fans? Alex Lambert. WHAT THE FUCKETY FUCK.

1. He has a mullet. This is 2010.
2. He talks about puking on the most popular tv show in the nation.
3. He made up his own language as a child.
4. He still uses his language.
5. He writes songs using his language.
6. He then talks about this language and his weirdness on the most popular tv show in the nation.

I feel as though I now have a free pass to openly mock this creature. AMERICA, STOP VOTING FOR HIM.

P.S. Kara, you are obnoxious and should never talk again. And I am not rooting for Alex Lambert. Because he is a redneck tool.

P.P.S. Randy opened up his critique with, "Hey yo, you know what I really liked about your package?" I cried tears of laughter.

marissa erin